A day in the life

I just walked in the door at home to find Wes making a Jesus Mii on our Wii. I said, "Wes, why are you making a Jesus Mii?" And he said, "Because I want to hit a home run off Jesus."

"Oh, and his name is Jebus."

That, my friends is a day in my life. Jealous?

An Ode to Fall

The awful DC Indian summer is scheduled to break tonight and will bring us beautiful fall weather starting tomorrow. We can start sleeping with the windows open tonight. In my eager anticipation for autumn, I have written a poem, and I wanted to share it with you guys (It's a Haiku):

It's still so damn hot
But a sure sign that it's fall:
Pumpkin Spice Coffee

Tidbits

#1 - Gossip:
Samin went to a Cal football game! I don't even know her anymore! And she tried to keep it a secret...um...no!

#2 - I hate people:
This is the email I receive from the US Dpt of State about my passport:
"You paid for overnight delivery. Your passport will arrive on October 6." Um, wtf? Does that make any sense? No. Oh, and what date do I leave for Mexico? That's right...October 4!!!!!!

I love how when I open this page, Pinchy is perfectly positioned so it looks like she's peeking out from the bottom. That's all.

NDSPN

http://ndspn.com/

If you hate Notre Dame as much as I do, you have to go to this site. Hilarious!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TURBO!

Forgive the duplicate post from my blog, but everyone here should add on!



It’s our little Turbo’s birthday. In honor of this special occasion, here are a few of my favorite things about little Erin Terhorst that you may not know:

• She eats like a squirrel - little bites, really quickly
• She LOVES talking about the gross things she sees while on duty as the greatest nurse in the world
• We coined the term “Rabid Amusement Park Mode” because of her fanatical behavior once in an amusement park (or ski resort, or farmer’s market…) to do everything as many times as possible
• She tans darker than a Dutch person should
• She has a little head, which looks even smaller next to my gigantic Sputnik head in photos
• Microsoft’s spell check turns her last name into Terrorist – not far off!
• She was such a good surfer right off the bat, that she earned the nickname Gidget (Not a balance beam!)
• She is potentially the cutest person you’ve ever seen laugh really hard – lots of tears and squeaking
• She’s hilarious when she doesn’t try, but can’t tell a joke to save her life (why can’t Dutch people tell jokes?)
• She has lots of friends all over the country (and even in Canada!) who love her mucho
• She is the most adorable, spazzy, beach loving, New York dwelling, hoop earring tugging, fast walking, absofreakin’ cutie patootie little turbo you’ll ever meet

Hellooooooo Nurse!

Happy Birthday, Turbs! Come down to the swamps, we miss you!

Ananakooli, Makawani, Ana-ona, Nanawula Wa, Hawa-ii

Yep, my ukulele, pineapples and scandalously revealing speedo are packed, and I am headed out to the Aloha State. First, I have to endure the 15 hour flight, but then I am going sit on the beach, surf the tiny summertime waves and, oh yeah, sit through at least 8 hours a day of lectures on bone and mineral research. Woo-freakin-hoo. Ah well, all the Mai-Tais should help me through the crushing boredom.

See ya later Suckas!
(yes, I said Suckas, and I'm sticking by it!

My fast track to obesity

A cupcake shop just opened up around the corner from my house. A featured item on the menu:

Deep Fried Cupcake - cream stuffed vanilla cupcake dipped in sweet batter, deep fried to order and drizzled with chocolate syrup.

I'll let you know as soon as I try it.

Unfortunately, this product doesn't exist yet, but I think we can all agree that it's the perfect way to wash down that cupcake:

WHERE'S CHAD!?!?!?!?!!

Yes someone forgot to invite him! In fact, EVERYONE forgot to invite him. Nick finally did it this morning. Thanks guys.

Penguin Clubbing

OK, I'm here, and although this does not come close to the simple joy of seal clubbing, this link will help you understand my new favorite sport:

Penguin Clubbing: http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

I've got 320...beat that suckas!
(I know the url looks sketchy, but it is worth every bit of spyware you get)

Happy New Year, Amy!

Just wanted to give a little shout out on Rosh Hashanah to the Jewish peeps in the heezy.

Here’s a little song just for you!

WES!!!!!!

Wesley Michael Jackson enjoys clubbing baby seals. There. Now you have to post something so you can refute that statement, which is now on the web for all the world to see.

Seriously

I don't know who is digging up these photos, but it has to stop. Now. Gross.

FYI

Everything in my refrigerator is rotten. Okay, maybe not everything. I think I have some peanut butter that is still good, and the garlic technically isn't rotten, it's growing green stuff. Lex, at least you ate the food before it went bad.

PS Canada is weird. It's like the United States, but like Bizarro United States. And no matter what Kevin says, it is colder there.

H.C.D.I.B

I will give 20 dollars to whoever can guess what the title means. Here's a hint - it has to do with our favorite subject.

Oh man

those were the good ol' days. when we wore overalls and fought publicly in mediocre restaurants.

now we wear jeans and fight publicly in mediocre restaurants. so much has changed.

Someone tell me a story. I'm hungover. and want to go home and go to bed.

yes, I'm aware that it's monday.

where is chad?

is he too cool for us (rhetorical question) or did someone forget to invite him?

Halloween ...

I'm watching Rob Zombie's new version of Halloween online right now. I'm 35 minutes in and already this might be one of the WORST things I have EVER seen. And I've seen a LOT of movies, including a LOT of VERY BAD horror movies. I will write more about this later ...

and Natalie, this makes The Devil's Rejects seem like Shakespeare directed by Hitchcock in comparison ...

It was Wes' idea!

I post the most because I have the most time out of all you fools. I'm bored at least 80% of the time. And I get paid for it - it's ridiculous. For the record, the idea for the blog came from Wes, but we all know how horrible he is at emailing!

This is profoundly disturbing.

My co-worker sent me a link to this website, which features pictures from fast food ads compared with shots of the actual food. In spite of how revolting the pictures are, it kind of made me want McDonalds.

Why is Lex the only one who posts on this thing? Come on, Wes. At least tell us about the latest cool (i.e. lame) thing you learned on NPR.

I have cooties...

....and they're from either Wes or Erin. Yes, I woke up today with a rash on the right side of my face and a 2 inch strip on my stomach from where my shirt rode up. I'm allergic to one of those two since they're the last ones to sleep in my bed! I'm off to go change the sheets.

Just because it didn't get said last weekend...

We are so frickin funny!

Guess Where I'm Going...

The Ben & Jerry's Factory Tour!

Effin tree sitters

So I told some friends at work that there were actually naked people sitting in trees and eating tofu and they didn't believe me. Clearly Berkeley is the greatest place in the planet, but why does EVERY CRAZY need to think that too?

Reason #25,367 that we're gross:

Here's what I found when I opened up my fridge this morning after a weekend of partying:

-bacon
-leftover steak
-a bowl of garlic butter
-2 2 liter bottles of Coke
-Donuts from Kingpin
-Pizza
-Buffalo Wings
-3 packets of Ranch Dressing
-2 beers (we started with at least 18)
-a few crumbles of what was once three wedges of cheese

And on the counter an empty bag of chips and an empty box of Wheat Thins. Oh, and an almost empty bottle of Jim Beam.
I'm not even going to say what was in the recycle bin.

We're disgusting.

Blogging is dumb
Unless I get to make fun of Turbo
Then I like it.