What would happen if President Bartlett were to speak to Barack Obama? What good advice would he deliver in his typical sharp witted tone? In this article, Arron Sorkin imagines it for us.

I miss president Bartlett.

American Jesus

I saw a bumper sticker today that said "Keep Jesus American." Huh?

Happy Birthday Wesipoo!!!

30!!! Enough said.

Film Junkie

I hope there isn't a cure ...

A Bird Pooped in My Car

A bird pooped in my car today. Not on it, in it. I leave my windows open a crack (3 inches or so) while I'm at work so that air can flow through my car a bit and it's not so hot when I get in at the end of the day. My office is very isolated, so there's no concern of theft or whatever.

This afternoon, I opened the door and saw a big bird poop on the driver's seat. That little bastard must have had amazing aim. Sorry, but I didn't think to take a picture before I cleaned it up.

Happy Birthday to Lex!

Happy Birthday to one of the most special people I know!

Welcome to 2L

I take my last final of my first year of law school tomorrow morning.  It has something to do with Constitutional law ... but really, I have no clue.  I'm just going to babble on about what our founding fathers intended, something about the New Deal and might mention Roe v. Wade.  That sounds like a B- if I do say so myself.

OK, so you can't totally tell

But that is definitely Ed Helms sitting right behind me...

What the Lost?

Holy Crap!!

I don't believe it.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/04/04/SPR81003TI.DTL&tsp=1

Star Wars according to a 3 year old.

How could I have a kid and not know about it?

Officially Licensed to Hurt People in Two States

That's right. I officially own an license to practice as a Registered Nurse in the State of California. Look out!!

Vermont - The Beer Pong State

So I just spent the long weekend in Vermont. That is one awesome state. It's absolutely gorgeous, as long as you can ignore the temperature, which tends to hover around 4 degrees. As far as I can tell, everyone has very large garages, but they leave their cars outside in 4 feet of snow because their garages are full of snow equipment (snow blowers, snow melters, snow scrapers, snow brushes, snow mobiles, snow plows, and also huge garbage cans full of salt) and of course, the beer pong table and the beer, which they just leave in the garage because it is colder there than in the refrigerator. Pretty much every activity in Vermont consists of drinking while doing something else in a defense against the cold. Awesome.

Plus, they have really good beers up there.

Indiana Jones and The Grab For More Cash

Indy trailer

Wow, this looks AWFUL.  Did they film this inside the ride at Disneyland or are those supposed to be real places?  I looks so much like a set that its ridiculous.  And do they show the clips from the old movies to make us remember which movie memories they'll be raping come May? (stole that line from my brother).

Seriously ... Jar Jar looks like a good idea after this ...

Ideas? Help!

Greg and I will be in the Bay Area Feb 22-25. Any suggestions of what we should do while we're there? I can think of a million things to do in San Francisco and Marin, but he's most interested in seeing Berkeley and getting a feel for where I went to school. Ideas?

Please, Mr. Postman

This was in my mailbox when I got home from work today. It belongs to someone on the next street over. The mailman must have delivered it by mistake.

My Rambo Review

Damn, I wish I could review movies like this kid. He's got me beat.

I wish I could say I had been there...

I can't think of anything funny and clever and blog worthy to say, but I thought this was funny.

My two favorite things! (Aside from old people)

Let's all say a prayer I get into Yale. It turns out that BETTE MIDLER is on the Dean's Council for the Yale School of Architecture!!!!!!! I must go there.

mmm...bacon

January's Bacon of the Month is FANTASTIC. Just thought you all should know.

the internet is for...

I keep my iPod plugged into a pair of computer speakers on my desk at work, and I normally leave it playing on random shuffle all day when I'm at my desk. I just got up to get a glass of water, and when I got back to my desk, the iPod was playing "The Internet is for Porn" from Avenue Q. Loudly. Keep in mind, I don't have my own office.

I miss everyone!

It felt weird ringing in a new year without any of you. Did everyone have fun? Happy New Year!