Star Wars according to a 3 year old.

How could I have a kid and not know about it?

Officially Licensed to Hurt People in Two States

That's right. I officially own an license to practice as a Registered Nurse in the State of California. Look out!!

Vermont - The Beer Pong State

So I just spent the long weekend in Vermont. That is one awesome state. It's absolutely gorgeous, as long as you can ignore the temperature, which tends to hover around 4 degrees. As far as I can tell, everyone has very large garages, but they leave their cars outside in 4 feet of snow because their garages are full of snow equipment (snow blowers, snow melters, snow scrapers, snow brushes, snow mobiles, snow plows, and also huge garbage cans full of salt) and of course, the beer pong table and the beer, which they just leave in the garage because it is colder there than in the refrigerator. Pretty much every activity in Vermont consists of drinking while doing something else in a defense against the cold. Awesome.

Plus, they have really good beers up there.

Indiana Jones and The Grab For More Cash

Indy trailer

Wow, this looks AWFUL.  Did they film this inside the ride at Disneyland or are those supposed to be real places?  I looks so much like a set that its ridiculous.  And do they show the clips from the old movies to make us remember which movie memories they'll be raping come May? (stole that line from my brother).

Seriously ... Jar Jar looks like a good idea after this ...

Ideas? Help!

Greg and I will be in the Bay Area Feb 22-25. Any suggestions of what we should do while we're there? I can think of a million things to do in San Francisco and Marin, but he's most interested in seeing Berkeley and getting a feel for where I went to school. Ideas?

Please, Mr. Postman

This was in my mailbox when I got home from work today. It belongs to someone on the next street over. The mailman must have delivered it by mistake.

My Rambo Review

Damn, I wish I could review movies like this kid. He's got me beat.

I wish I could say I had been there...

I can't think of anything funny and clever and blog worthy to say, but I thought this was funny.